Hej alle
Da jeg her i mandags undersøgte priser på bremseskiver til alpen - fortalte min reservedelsleverandør mig en rigtig sjov vittighed.:
1 stk ORGINAL front bremseskive til XL 600 V TransaAlp anno ´91 koster således 4500,-
En syg form for humor man har hos Honda.
En uorginal 1000,-
Jeg mente dog at jeg godt kunne nøjes med den uorginale - så sådan en ligger nu nede i mit værksted og venter på, at jeg skal til at gøre min Alp - alpe klar til sommer.
MVH Søren
Lidt Honda Humor
No comments....
Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went
to heaven for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."
St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced
him to God.
Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you
have some major design flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous,
and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.
"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
things and waited for the results.
After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems
to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
to heaven for judgment.
At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, "since you've been
such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him."
St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced
him to God.
Mr. Honda then asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you
have some major design flaws in your design;
1- There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.
4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous,
and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.
"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replied God, "Lets have a wee
look." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
things and waited for the results.
After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems
to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention than yours."
"Be youself - everyone else is taken"
Peter AT
Peter AT
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Ha ha
Den var god
MVH Søren
MVH Søren
Hej Søren:-)
Mht til den bremseskive som du snakker om! Hvis du køber en skive af mærket Suntour, er du ikke gået helt galt i byen, for så er det en original, da Suntour er dem der levere bremseskiver til Honda! De kan købes hos www.louis.de til ca den pris du har opgivet som prisen for en uoriginal!
Og mht til Peters joke, ja så kan man jo kun sige "den var sgu god
Mvh Iver
Mht til den bremseskive som du snakker om! Hvis du køber en skive af mærket Suntour, er du ikke gået helt galt i byen, for så er det en original, da Suntour er dem der levere bremseskiver til Honda! De kan købes hos www.louis.de til ca den pris du har opgivet som prisen for en uoriginal!
Og mht til Peters joke, ja så kan man jo kun sige "den var sgu god
Mvh Iver
Fuck Chrome.
HARK Rules
HARK Rules
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Hej Iver
Hej Iver
Mange tak for tippet -det vil jeg benytte mig af, når jeg skal have til bagjulet på et tidspunkt.
MVH Søren
Mange tak for tippet -det vil jeg benytte mig af, når jeg skal have til bagjulet på et tidspunkt.
MVH Søren
Re: Lidt Honda Humor
Hos Polo kan man få en Brembo-skive til 100€ ~ 750 kroner.Søren Dahl skrev:1 stk ORGINAL front bremseskive til XL 600 V TransaAlp anno ´91 koster således 4500,-
Og det der med originale reservedele til motorcykler, det er ofte helt latterligt.
Jeg kan heller ikke regne ud, hvorfor låget til bremsevæskebeholderen på en Suzuki GSX250 skal koste 300 kroner. Eller én tændrørshætte til SuperTenere'en 400 kroner?! Sidstnævnte fik jeg heldigvis (original) i Tyskland til halv pris. Men når nu NGK kan lave dem (dog en centimeter kortere) til 60 kroner, så...
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